Tuesday, December 18, 2012

HIGH SCHOOL TEACHERS- TRYING HARD XD



  • Zeus Sabado
    mga hindi ko makalimutang laughtrip moments ng isang PE teacher sa UP Rural:

    **"Arrange yourselves Alphabetically......by HEIGHT!" :))

    **"Hands forward....to the right!" :))

    **"clue sa tanong: it's a ONE LETTER-WORD, starts with letter C" (hahaha!)

    **"when i was in HIGH SCHOOL COLLEGE...." (siya lang ang taong dumaan sa high school college wahahaha laughtrip!)

    **"you don't want to attend my classes??? FAIR!!!" (na dapat eh fine hahahaha!)

    ^____^
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    • You, Christian Paul RectoIan Joseph Guerrero TumaliuanRomar Dagupanand 2,062 others like this.
    • Mariz Celorico Diagan Parang Arts teacher ko nung high school. Haha.. "Form a circle. Make it straight."

      "I want to see your parents tomorrow, right now!"

      At ang high school teacher ng dormmate ko:

      "Tomorrow is Parents' Day. Bring your mother, your father, and your parents."

      -sabaw ang mraming high school teachers. 
    • Jc Tiglao san k nag high school.. parang may kilala din akong ganun.. hahaha!
    • Zarah Clariza ahaha dami kong tawa amf ! 
    • Daryl Arcosa Palomo LMAO.. puchaxx.. ahaha
    • Bianca Rafael may naalala tuloy ako HS PE teacher namin buti na lang PE lang siya...after mag demo ng Cha-Cha.. "Ok class lets start from end to the beginning" (challenging ha!). Same teacher (siya din kasi ang teacher namin sa Health Education topic was about Mortality) "Who wants to die? (long pause to make a point) See NOTHING!" (ma"am Tao kami! Tao!)
    • Bubs Austria Kilala ko to a. haha

      Nalimutan mo ang "Bend A Little Back!"
    • Zeus Sabado @rovel, oo nga pala! pati ung "looser" pa! :))
      @jc, sa Rural po. hehehe 
      @all, tambling ba? :))
    • Janine Carla HAHAHAHA!! di talaga 'to kumukupas!=))
    • Marice Pacheco haha... kilala ko yan! s'ya si:

      "get 1/4 sheet of paper... crosswise!"
      "your parents include your mother and your father"
      "form a straight circle!"
    • Sam Dalos :))
    • Aaron Fider ung teacher ko sa chem dati nung high school

      "get 1/4 sheet of pad paper, any size" :))))))))
    • Mariz Celorico Diagan 'Saka brown envelope na any color. 
    • Roxanne Kjell Karissa Floresca Kamag-anak siya ni Melanie Marquez na minsa'y nagpaabot ng mensahe sa telebisyon:

      "I love my parents specially my Mom and Dad".

      WINNER! =)))))
    • Kenee Kaiser Suyo Custodio Sa isang physics teacher ko nung high school,

      "Aside that!" (aside from that)
      "This is the only copy. Take care!" (This is the only copy. Take good care of it.)
    • Roxanne Kjell Karissa Floresca Eto pa, Ms. Melanie Marquez uli during the Miss Universe 1979 pageant:

      The Question: What part of your body would you like to change?
      The Answer: I won't change my legs because I'm contented with my long-legged.

      MAS WINNER! =)))))
    • Concy Con Bigla ko tuloy naalala yung teacher ko nung HS. Pag may kaklase akong mahina ang boses, sasabihin ni sir, "can you repeat it twice again for the second time around?". Hahahaha!
    • Nailah Jae Naniong HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA bwiseeeeeet jusmiyo =)))))))))))))))))
    • Roxanne Fajardo Nakuwento lang sakin. Music teacher kinakausap ang nagpaparactice na choir: "Wag niyong kakamutin ang pawis niyo!"
    • Maelori Krista Nambatac High school teacher namin:

      "You shut up your mouth!"
    • Agneth Camille Cabanas Valderoso 'Yung isang prof ko naman, ang banat n'ya eh "Bring a yellow paper of any color," tapos tatawa din si Ma'am hahaha! May mga papel na kasi ngayon na kasing laki ng yellow paper pero rainbow ang colors di ba? XD
    • Carl Dayandante "You, you, you, both of you three!"
      6 December at 21:59 · Like · 131
    • Zeus Sabado ang tiyaga magback-read ng mga tao ah :))
    • Deb Vinci Buendia HIGHSCHOOL EXAM
      teacher: ok! pass your papers!!!
      classmate: maam wait!!! i'm not yet finished already!!!
    • Nixx Tanael Buenaobra hahahaha.... share ko lang... nung gumawa kami ng yogurt nung HS... inalok namin ung teacher ko... ang sagot niya sa amin, "If you want to taste me, taste me later!" kami ng mga classmates ko: 
    • Shiela Tamparong Music teacher:
      "Go find your classmates and tell them to hurry DOWN!"
      "Get one and pass. Get not select! GET NOT SELECT!"
      "What makes you laughing?!"
      6 December at 23:05 · Like · 104
    • Hanni Jung Yung classic na "go here in the front"
    • Earl Repalam may naalala din ako sa mga teachers ng UP Rural:
      "You, you and you. both of you three, STOP QUIET!!"
      "If you will not listen, SHUT DOWN!!"
      "Hi sir!" "Hi, bye, enjoy!"
      "That's all for today class, you may now PASS AWAY."
      7 December at 00:34 · Like · 200
    • Roxanne Fajardo Bio teacher nung HS (pero sinasadya nya talaga): "Get pass and one."
    • Jizza Bautista Sa Rural din, Chem teacher namin: "Class, let's play Bring It!"
      Kami: "Huh?"
      Chem teacher: *di makapaniwalang di namin alam kung ano yun* "Bring It... to Me?"

      Bring Me pala amp.
      7 December at 05:30 · Like · 140
    • Anama Reyes "Form a straight circle" =))
    • Essel Tolosa English teacher namin: "Class we'll have a SURPRISE quiz tomorrow". Bigti kami lahat! ahahah
      7 December at 07:32 · Edited · Like · 99
    • May Quilit Nakakabobo 'tong thread na'to. HAHAHAHA.. 
      7 December at 07:56 via mobile · Like · 45
    • Janine Mariel de Leon ang dami kong tawa! from first comment hangang sa ^, nalimutan ko tuloy na nagaaway nga pla kmi ng bf ko, hahahaha
    • Elle SiEi : ^uuy mag-ba-bate na sila... 
    • Benedict Alejo Pangilinan prof namin nung HS sa Econ pag umuulan : "It's raining one by one, aren't they?"
    • Nixx Tanael Buenaobra same teacher... English teacher din namin: Sit like an Indian sit!
      isa pa... "Class! Write who corrected by. Okay?"
    • Camille Gonzales Bring brown envelope, any color.
    • Shiela Tamparong "Sir, anong isusuot namin para sa CAT bukas?"
      "Ah. Any color, BASTA WHITE."
      7 December at 20:24 via mobile · Like · 70
    • Andrea Beatrice Felix Sa school ko dati, "I told you to cut it, ba't mo ginupit???"
      7 December at 20:28 · Edited · Unlike · 65
    • Genesis Santos Parang Melanie Marquez ang peg. :))
    • Agneth Camille Cabanas Valderoso Eto naman dormmate ko: "Usap tayo mamaya, ONE BY ONE." XD
    • Zeus Sabado ^baka kelangan lang ng dormmate mo ng ID pic. nyahaha 
      8 December at 00:59 via mobile · Like · 19
    • Cess Algones "Ui, sosyal! TOUCHMOVE na ang phone!"
    • Yron Joseph Manaig "REPEAT IT AGAIN!"

      Trololol.
      8 December at 10:44 via mobile · Like · 25
    • Eun de Vera Gen Sci teacher. "Dont running in the corridors! It's danger!!"
    • Ako Nga To oh. i remember my anal chem moments 
    • Zeus Sabado ^WHAT? O_o
    • Jose Mari M. Navasero Analytical daw kase.. Napaghahalataan Zeus. :))
    • Angelo Santiago Meron din sa isang high school sa may paligid ng Diliman Campus. Haha.

      Sabi nya,

      "Wag kayo magnanakaw, kasi kakalawangin kayo."

      tas tameme kami kasi hindi namin gets yung banat.

      sabi nung prof, "If you steel, you rust!"

      *kroo kroo kroo*
      11 December at 00:56 · Edited · Like · 60
    • Zeus Sabado jemu, oo lam ko analytical siya, pero it sounds so wrong talaga. if u know what i mean. :))
      8 December at 13:25 via mobile · Like · 1
    • Camille Gonzales You, you and you. Both of you three!
    • Eleennae Ayson Isang English professor sa others: 
      "Did the bell rang?"
      "You! What's the funny?"
      8 December at 13:58 via mobile · Like · 27
    • Bonnie Regato Math Teacher nung high school: "Who is present today but absent NOW?" AY wow. hahahahaha
      8 December at 15:36 · Edited · Unlike · 39
    • Camille Gonzales I will call your parents tomorrow right now! :))
    • Joram-Potz Obsioma alam ko yang high school college! yan ung andun sa kantang..

      A B C D Elementary High school college, balik nursery.. (abcd tune)
    • Jayrill Condeza Math Teacher nung elementary: " Form a circle. Make it straight!"
    • Via Fernandez iba ung alam kong HIGH SCHOOL COLLEGE.

      A B C D Elementary High School College, di ka pa tuli. (abcd tune) 

      maperv. hihi. mago-Oblation Run na eh :"> kita kits!! =)))))
    • Zarah Asuncion Alaska "for the second time around, once more"
    • Sean Oliver Ortencio " Hey! You dont laugh me be because I'm just human nature!" - sabi ni Maam. :))
      8 December at 21:53 · Edited · Like · 22
    • Fleur Garagan "Time is up! Five minutes left" 
    • Elle SiEi : "doooon't make me repeat it again!"
    • Sean Oliver Ortencio nakita ko talaga to halos lahat sa isang book na binigay ko kanina sa Manito ko ) yung "The More The Manyer" ang title 
    • Peter Julian Cayton ^She repeat again! She repeat again! LOL
    • Angelo Casin "ok bigyan kita ng option, tulad sa Slamdunk Millionaire, you may call a friend." sabi ni sir kay ate na nagdurusa na sa board.
    • Dean Cueto After we formed our lines sa labas ng classroom papuntang canteen, HS Teacher: "Okay III E (section namin) PASS OUT quietly!" maam ang hirap kaya nun. @_@
    • Nikko Alvin Cabillon Sabi ng friend ko: 
      Ann: "I was ONCE brokenhearted TWICE!"
    • Kiko Aduna bruder HS teacher nagpaexam:
      "Zero or nothing" daw

      Eh wag nalang kaya kame mag-aral?!?!
    • Annie Mae Ignacio Inson "Class, tomorrow we'll be having a GRADED AND RECITATION" (graded recitation) iyak na kami. X"D
    • Pat Calica Non-verbatim dahil kay tagal na nito.

      Sinulat ng highschool teacher sa board: SMASH POTATO

      Class: Ma'am! Ma'am! Sobra po ng isang 'S'.
      Teacher: Huh? Ang alin?
      C: Ma'am. Wala po dapat yung isang 'S'
      Teacher: Ah okay. (punta sa board para burahin ang isang 'S')

      Tentedenteden... SMAH POTATO.
    • Gerald Garcia Nakakabobo ng wagas 'tong post na 'to. Tawa ako ng tawa. Hahahaha!
    • Severin Ongoco Pampawala ng stress ang post na ito. Kinakailangang ibump ng ibump XD
    • Emjei Bernardo yung teacher ko nung HS after quizzes or whatevs
      "ok class, back it to the owner, back your papers to the owner"
    • Cayle Pua Zeus Sabado kilala ko to. hahahaha.
    • Genesis Macale Andrea Beatrice Felix sa batch namin yan! mam nas :))
    • Regina Mae Ongkiko OMG! Hahaha. UP Rural Days. Nakakamiss ah!
    • Regina Mae Ongkiko Eto Rural din, Music teacher naman. 
      Studyante nakaupo sa ARM ng armchair.

      Teacher: Don't sit on your ARMCHAIR!
      Student: Eh san ako uupo? Sa sahig??
    • Zeus Sabado ^isa pang instructor na puno ng fail moments hahahahaha
    • Arvie Villanueva Haha. Sa'min naman kwento lang nung highschool, may na-late daw kasing estudyante.

      Tr: Did you run or did you walk?
      Student: Did you run sir.
      10 December at 20:19 · Edited · Like · 41
    • Les Lee Yung 2nd year MAPEH teacher ko sabi niya, ''We're going to have a surprise quiz tomorrow.''
    • Les Lee Meron pa. Sabi rin niya, ''Correction me if I'm wrong.'' Hahaha
    • Ana Natividad Yung teacher ko dati, ang tinuro nyang pronounciation ng Sophocles ay "SO-PO-KELS". :|
    • Janice Arro-nadal OMG!!! lol ^_^¦¦¦
    • Danica Misare Picoy naaalala ko yung teacher ko nung hs sa mapeh, blood-sucking mammal daw ang mosquito
    • Vialle Manaor "I second emotion!!"
    • Seedy Pascual II "I will not repeat the question but I will say it twice."

      *BOW*
    • Danica Misare Picoy haha, first year hs ako, sabi nung teacher namin, "will you please repeat again once more for the second time around" hahahaa 
    • Shalimar Gwyneth Santiago Dizon-Agabin "i have 3 seedlings and I'm the youngest." 

      "the nerd!" (the nerve)
      11 December at 19:02 via mobile · Like · 26
    • Jonri Manuel Yung PE teacher ko rin nung HS: "Go down Upstairs!"

      "Sige, Magsilabas kayo, di ko kayo palalabasin." :))
    • Catherine Gonzales English (Pinagsusulat ata kami ng essay, not sure)

      Classmate: San po lalagay?
      Ma'am: Long bond paper, short.
    • Jennica Arellano de Guzman Yung high blood na teacher ko nung HS: 
      "Yung mga hindi interesting makinig, lumabas na!"
    • Elvin Melson Rillera Science teacher ko. (Naglelecture about convection)

      "Hot air rise up, while cold air RISE DOWN." 

       Hahaha! :))
      17 hours ago · Like · 15
    • CJ Millena teacher ko nung high school: "Okay boys, scratch the floor." Ipakamot ba ang sahig.
      5 hours ago · Like · 1
    • Meeks Hamoy class monitor nung high school.

      "to those who are absent, please raise your hand!"

      *slow clap*
      2 hours ago · Like · 3